Top Ten List of Cookie Recipes That Sound Dirty But Aren't

After being sent this list of cookie recipes in an e-mail by a friend of mine...

...naturally, I came up with this:

Top Ten List of Cookie Recipes That Sound Dirty But Aren't:

10. Banana Drop Cookies
9. Snow Balls
8. Buried Cherry Cookies
7. Nut Balls
6. Butter Balls
5. Cherry Winks
4. Parking Lot Cookies
3. Quick Cookies
2. Linzer Tarts

And the Number 1 Cookie Recipe That Sounds Dirty But Isn't:

1. Santa's Shorts

Ho, ho...ho??